Welcome To The Museum Of Terrible Volume Controls
Each control below is fully interactive. We apologize in advance.
UPDATED DAILYINTERACTIVE HORRORS
The Reverse Slider
Drag right to decrease volume. Drag left to increase. Because why not?
(Drag right to decrease, left to increase)
The Microscopic Slider
A 3-pixel wide slider in a 500-pixel container. Good luck.
(The slider is that tiny line in the center)
The Math Equation Volume
Enter the solution to set volume. Volume = your answer. Simple!
The Random Volume Button
Click the button. Get a random volume. There is no other option.
The Runaway Slider
The slider moves away from your cursor. Catch it if you can.
(Try to click the slider... if you can)
Binary Volume Input
Enter volume in binary (0-1100100). Decimal is for peasants.
Volume Captcha
Prove you're human before adjusting volume. Every. Single. Time.
Select all squares with volume knobs:
The Loading Volume
Every volume change requires a 10-second loading animation.
The Circular Knob
Drag around the circle to adjust. Just like the real world, except worse.
(Click and drag around the circle)
The Gesture Volume
Swipe up to increase, down to decrease. But it only works if you swipe exactly right.
Swipe vertically in the box below
Voice Command Volume
Speak your desired volume level. Hope nobody is listening.
(Simulated voice recognition - results may vary wildly)
Keyboard Only Volume
Use keyboard shortcuts: Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Up to increase, Ctrl+Alt+Shift+Down to decrease by 1%.
Click here and use: Ctrl+Alt+Shift+↑/↓
(Yes, you need all three modifier keys. Every single time.)
The 100-Item Dropdown
A dropdown with volumes 0-100. Scroll to find yours.
(Scroll through all 101 options to find the one you need)